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[drewkitty]

ysabetwordsmith comments here that "For those of you who like "gentle fiction" (free of sex, vulgar language, or violence)" . . .

Um, if my life were restricted to the standards of "gentle fiction" I'm not sure that I wouldn't spontaneously implode into an incoherent mass of particles.



Free of sex? LOL. Not unless someone cuts my hands off.

Free of vulgar language, whether mine or someone else's? Yeah, right. Not unless someone cuts out my tongue.

Free of violence? Unlikely. You'd have to cut out my tongue, knock out my teeth, cut my hands off, then thoughtfully nail my feet to the floor. Even then, watch out for elbows and head butts.

I'm trying to figure out what's left after removing these three plot devices.

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[polymathwannabe.livejournal.com]

What's left?
Food and Drugs.
Unfortunately the food is only Vegan cuisine.

Therefore by my own special brand of twisted logic, I must conclude that anyone looking for a life free of sex, vulgar language, and violence must be on drugs.