GWOT VI: Cossacks of Western Iowa
Nov. 3rd, 2023 11:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
drewkittyIn reply to the demand of the Prelate of the Word of God that refugees flee Iowa and lay down their arms.
Edited copy. Numerous insults removed, redacted and paraphrased.
Refugee troopers to the Prelate of the Word of God, assmaster and fucktard, true Luciferian Christian pederast, brother to Satan and pornographer of Iowa Christian women, men, boys and cows. What kind of useless shitheads are you, that cannot even slaughter women and children without taking heavy casualties? The Devil takes a steaming dump and you sit down to Last Supper and chow down heartily.
You shall never, you sons of syphilitic bitch-whores with rabies, kill fellow Americans for the sin of not being anal babies of evil Satanists who call themselves Christians.
We do not fear your militia. We will give battle in every way from every direction. Do not dare even to drop your trousers or lift your whoreson priestly skirts to shit, lest you find a Refuge bayonet shoved in your diseased rectums. Your family trees are wreaths, your sister wives are the glory of Iowa and the shame of Alabama, your daughter sons flee to California or marry and breed with fathers and mothers, and you would fuck your mothers if you had any idea who they were.
You Protestant janitors, Baptist plumbers, Jewish pig farmers, goat fuckers of fundamentalism, Episcopalian kindergarten whoremasters, catamites of Catholicism, butt toys of Muslims, cocksuckers of pagans and of native peoples, thieves of the bread from the mouths of babes, cowards of ancient Sparta, 3% breast milk drinkers, shovelers of cow shit, fools of the lesser and greater Americas, and everlasting shame of the history of the great American peoples. You are the fools of which Sun Tzu wrote, the apprentices of every military art and the masters of none, and cannot even walk and chew gum at the same time! For verily we have seen you face down on the ground with the chewed gum spat out before you as proof to all!
You are the sores on our asses, the pains in our dicks, the Klingons midst our anal hairs, the fecal sweat on our taints, the foul gases from our intestines!
We will take no mercies from you or yours.
We have no idea what day or date it is, except that it is Crusade O'Clock for killing the Word of God and everyone else who slaughters innocents! We had watches but broke them shoving our fists in and out of your prolapsed bungholes. The day is the same here as in Davenport, a great day to pile up the bodies and kill all you motherfuckers!
Like Cartman, we do not respect your authority. Like Kenny, we fear not death. Like Kyle we take our example from the Jews. Like Kyle's mom, we are the big fat bitches. And like Stone and Parker, we don't give two shits.
Like Chef, suck our chocolate salty balls. .Like Terrence and Phillip, fuck your uncles and lick our asses.
Edited copy. Numerous insults removed, redacted and paraphrased.
Refugee troopers to the Prelate of the Word of God, assmaster and fucktard, true Luciferian Christian pederast, brother to Satan and pornographer of Iowa Christian women, men, boys and cows. What kind of useless shitheads are you, that cannot even slaughter women and children without taking heavy casualties? The Devil takes a steaming dump and you sit down to Last Supper and chow down heartily.
You shall never, you sons of syphilitic bitch-whores with rabies, kill fellow Americans for the sin of not being anal babies of evil Satanists who call themselves Christians.
We do not fear your militia. We will give battle in every way from every direction. Do not dare even to drop your trousers or lift your whoreson priestly skirts to shit, lest you find a Refuge bayonet shoved in your diseased rectums. Your family trees are wreaths, your sister wives are the glory of Iowa and the shame of Alabama, your daughter sons flee to California or marry and breed with fathers and mothers, and you would fuck your mothers if you had any idea who they were.
You Protestant janitors, Baptist plumbers, Jewish pig farmers, goat fuckers of fundamentalism, Episcopalian kindergarten whoremasters, catamites of Catholicism, butt toys of Muslims, cocksuckers of pagans and of native peoples, thieves of the bread from the mouths of babes, cowards of ancient Sparta, 3% breast milk drinkers, shovelers of cow shit, fools of the lesser and greater Americas, and everlasting shame of the history of the great American peoples. You are the fools of which Sun Tzu wrote, the apprentices of every military art and the masters of none, and cannot even walk and chew gum at the same time! For verily we have seen you face down on the ground with the chewed gum spat out before you as proof to all!
You are the sores on our asses, the pains in our dicks, the Klingons midst our anal hairs, the fecal sweat on our taints, the foul gases from our intestines!
We will take no mercies from you or yours.
We have no idea what day or date it is, except that it is Crusade O'Clock for killing the Word of God and everyone else who slaughters innocents! We had watches but broke them shoving our fists in and out of your prolapsed bungholes. The day is the same here as in Davenport, a great day to pile up the bodies and kill all you motherfuckers!
Like Cartman, we do not respect your authority. Like Kenny, we fear not death. Like Kyle we take our example from the Jews. Like Kyle's mom, we are the big fat bitches. And like Stone and Parker, we don't give two shits.
Like Chef, suck our chocolate salty balls. .Like Terrence and Phillip, fuck your uncles and lick our asses.
