drewkitty

17:44:01: Jury duty. How shall I be disqualified this time: speech & debate, criminology, firearms & law, jury nullification, or cussedness?
21:22:24: @Talesin_BatBat wearing business casual -- can't get too weird due to contempt
21:23:28: @sarahperiwinkle "I am a proud supporter of Jews For Firearms Ownership and believe everyone but PD should be armed" :)
21:25:23: @tatymai "I've waited over 20 years to be a jury foreman and present our unanimous verdict of 'Not guilty by reason of stupidity'"

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com