drewkitty

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Or? Why does anyone have to choose?

Ninjas have all their limbs. Pirates risk mere hanging, not impalement. Ninjas can walk on water. Pirates never need to. Ninjas are members of mighty clans. Pirates sing much better songs. Ninjas work in the shadows. Pirates party down. Ninjas are in it for the honor. Pirates get pieces of eight. Ninjas wear black. Pirates fly cool black flags.

Now clearly the true answer is: both! A 21st century data intrusion specialist, or a 16th century rogue ninja shanghaied half way around the world.