Writer's Block: The Only True Question:

[drewkitty]

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Or? Why does anyone have to choose?

Ninjas have all their limbs. Pirates risk mere hanging, not impalement. Ninjas can walk on water. Pirates never need to. Ninjas are members of mighty clans. Pirates sing much better songs. Ninjas work in the shadows. Pirates party down. Ninjas are in it for the honor. Pirates get pieces of eight. Ninjas wear black. Pirates fly cool black flags.

Now clearly the true answer is: both! A 21st century data intrusion specialist, or a 16th century rogue ninja shanghaied half way around the world.

Comments

[drewkitty.livejournal.com]

Yo, ho, yo, ho the pirate's life for me.
Downloading lots of warez and uploading mp3s,
sneaking IR cams into all the movies!

Yo, ho, yo, ho the pirate's life for me.
Burning DIVX copies of everything I sees,
Motion Picture Association falling to its knees!

Yo, ho, yo, ho the pirate's life for me!
Cracking Adobe products and distributing copies,
not for any treasure but because it should be free!

Yo, ho, yo, ho the pirate's life for me.

[morganhillchris.livejournal.com]

I'd say that you've got the perfect set-up for a great hall costume: Dress regularly (to hide in plain site), possibly wear a set of tabi & some sort of waist sash (the pirate thing), mouse on shoulder is optional. But you've gotta wander around singing those sort of chanties to see how many people get it.

[lironess.livejournal.com]

Awe crap, you is a pirate. Well, usually, ninjas smell better, but you are the exception.

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

*HUG* Had a dream about you last night, and I hope that despite everything bad that has been happening in your life, that you are doing well.

Pirates, definitely!!!!!!

[freyaschild.livejournal.com]

;-D

[polymathwannabe.livejournal.com]

Must say (even if I am met with severe annoyance) that I really don't get the whole ninja vs. pirates rivalry. What's the deal there?

Anyhow, my cats have advised me not to concern myself with this whole argument, as it was manufactured to distract silly humans while felines make a few key tactical maneuvers in order to further their plans for eventual world dominance.