Feb. 28th, 2020

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GWOT VI - Repatriation

No, I hadn't known that the Americans were coming.

I'd had a couple hints. Governor Pat had not ordered, but had verbally told me to stall for time. In my one satphone call with the Governor of Iowa (which he made on a Bear Force supplied burner phone, locked in his own bathroom stall so his own guards wouldn't overhear), he'd begged me to buy time 'any way you can.'

Strictly speaking, we were just another unauthorized combatant. The faster we were out of Iowa and back in California, the better for everyone.

But not everyone gets the memo.

###

"You will have to surrender your firearms."

The tension jumped as every California soldier put their hand to metal. Most to their pistols. A few to the machine pistols they still carried. And the thoughtful, to their hand grenades.

"We don't disarm. National policy," a scout-sergeant spoke up.

It was an uncomfortable tactical situation. A marching column of abouty fifty California troops, who had turned over rifles and machine guns and heavy weapons to the brand new Refuge militia not two hours ago. A US Army military police checkpoint, fifteen troops with two Bradley armored fighting vehicles (essentially tanks, but don't let a tanker hear you say that) equipped not only with machine guns, but a 25mm 'chain gun' that would put paid to anything not a 'real' tank in thousands of meters.

"Our policy is that you disarm."

"Our policy is that we die first. Call your officer."

Firearms were not quite pointing. But grenade spoons were being held down and there was some question as to the position of grenade pins.

After a brief radio conversation, with some emphasis and more than a little profanity …

"OK. New direction. Turn in your grenades. Keep your pistols. And those things, I'm going to say that they're pistols."

"That's fair. We're not taking grenades on a plane anyway."

Some tense and adroit positioning later, there were still California troops in a position to shoot MPs, while other Californians placed their grenades in a hastily abandoned foxhole.

"OK. Now what?"

"We're here to disarm anyone coming through the point. We've done our part. Have a nice day."

Not without repeated backwards glances, the column finished traveling through the MP security control point.

If the situation had been reversed, and the California troops had held the point … but fortunately for both nations, that hadn't been the case.

###

I insisted that we would be inspecting the passenger aircraft prior to boarding. It wasn't a cargo plane.

It took me thirty seconds, because I knew what to look for. Also because of the scratch a person had died making.

"Captain, we have a problem. California forces, maximum alert."

Hands to metal. And this time we not only outnumbered but outgunned our American honor guard.

"What?"

He seemed genuinely puzzled.

"You, me, the flight crew, over there at that table. We talk right now. Or we walk home."

He was grudgingly willing to accommodate the crazy California officer.

With an effort of will, I kept my own hand off my handgun. Because if I were to touch metal, I'd draw and cap all three of the flight crew, and then I'd have a LOT of explaining to do.

I sat. I kept my voice calm with an effort.

"Pilot, co-pilot, flight steward. That aircraft is Homeward Bound equipped."

The co-pilot looked puzzled. The pilot turned pale. The flight steward wasn't equipped to turn pale, but did manage a dusky gray.

"Captain and co-pilot. I see the scratches on the outside of the armored cockpit door, the vinyl seats, the floor drain in the passenger compartment, the gas sensors … and when I broke the lock on the rearmost overhead luggage bin, the Tyvex suits and the two SCBA sets. If we tear down the air conditioning, I have no doubt we'll find the bypass switch to divert the exhaust into the passenger cabin."

"Major, what are you saying?"

"The Homeward Bound atrocity involved the misuse of passenger aircraft to asphyxiate people who were told they were being flown home. This aircraft was used for murder. It is literally a flying murder weapon."

The co-pilot caught on that the pilot and flight steward did not share his surprise. He pushed back from the table and started to reach down for a firearm he did not have. He looked back and forth at his former co-workers in dawning horror.

They looked away. And that said it all.

"I think we're going to need a new flight crew, too. Because I have the discretion not to act in foreign territory, but the moment this plane lands at a California airfield, I _have_ to arrest these two, and they will certainly hang by the neck until dead. And if for some reason I didn't, I'd hang in their place."

I'd already taken note of their names. Bears are everywhere, and so are accidents. They wouldn't escape justice forever.

I stared down the co-pilot.

"Fuel status," I demanded. "Radius."

"Fully fueled, Major. I can fly to anywhere in California."

"Do you need a relief pilot?"

He looked at the former lead pilot, and spat.

"No."

"Medical personnel and ANG personnel to me," I called. "Everyone else start boarding."

I explained briefly to our handful of Air National Guard personnel. Our former Homeland pilot included.

"I would be honored if you help fly us home," I told her.

Her eyes shone.

"Medical staff, I need you to spread out throughout the plane and watch for the first signs of CO poisoning or hypoxia. I don't trust the plane's sensors."

We uninstalled the hinges on the cockpit door -- we couldn't remove it entirely -- and threw the pilot and flight steward's effects from the top of the rolling stairs into the dirt, where they landed with an expensive sounding crunch.

The American captain watched us doing this, but decided not to call anyone or take any particular actions. The dozen or so California scout-soldiers closely surrounding but not actually touching him may have helped him realize his role to play.

We boarded.

I was left alone with the pilot, crew chief, and American officer, as everyone else boarded and the APU powered up.

The American officer looked at them and said four words.

"You are under arrest."

I nodded and turned away, last to go up the stairs.

Last to touch the soil of Iowa.

What would happen next was up to them. In every sense.

Picked California scout-soldiers with machine pistols and folding stocks extended watched from the open door as the portable stairs were trundled away.

We started our taxi movement to the runway.

I went up front to the cabin.

Co-pilot and my pilot were going over a set of controls carefully.

"This is the killer switch," my pilot said. It was labeled 'Passenger Air Heater.'

"We're going to fly at 8,000 feet until we're sure. We've stacked a number of alternate airfields just in case we need to land in a hurry."

I noticed that both SCBA sets were now in the cockpit, one being actually worn by a dead-eyed California scout soldier with a machine pistol.

"I'm not suicidal," volunteered the co-pilot.

"Good to know," I replied mildly, and authorized the doors to be closed.

The plane took off.

I took the PA.

"California soldiers. We are now legally on California national soil. Congratulations on a successful operation."

The cheers shook the plane.

My eye fell on the scratch on the face of the armored cockpit door.

It hadn't been made with a fingernail.

Someone had realized they were dying, crawled forward, probably uselessly banged on the door, found something metal to make a scratch with, and made that scratch as deep as they could while their brain went from hypoxia to anoxia, then death.

I owed that person all of our lives.

And no one would ever know who they were.

###

Satphones work in the air.

I called CA ANG Flight Ops at Mammoth Lakes and advised of our course, heading, situation and intentions.

Our medical staff still working in Iowa would be safe. They would travel commercial air. And also would be warned.

"Major, message from your four eyed friend. Code group seven two four eight five. Message ends."

"Copy message."

I keyed in into what looked like a cell phone, which all this time in Iowa, had never left my body.

The code group. "RCS Panoptes crew safely recovered."

I might or might not ever learn that particular story.

But I mentally added another five lives back to my tally.

###

It took a while. We had to do the homework. Take it slow and sure.

Homeland was officially disbanded. But still had teeth and tentacles. The action had not been directed or approved by either the United States government or the United States Army or Air Force. Fortunately for them.

The pilot was court-martialed and sentenced to death, which was commuted to life imprisonment. Four years later, he was released, and hit by a stolen car outside the front gates of the prison in a hit and run non-accident. The driver was never found. Bears, man, bears.

The steward hung himself before he was sentenced. A careful forensic examination would have discovered several curious things about his hanging. No examination was done. If you never knew a bear was there, you don't look for a bear.

Over half a million people, many of them Californians, lost their lives on Homeland Bound Airlines. And every participant California becomes aware of is marked for justice.

Perhaps the Iowa war would end. I hoped so.

But the war on genocide would not end.

Ever.
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Itty Bitty Bigger World - A Small Apartment

I've been thrown a lot of shade over the years for 'choosing' to be 'homeless.'

Just to be clear, and not to brag, by the standards of San San I am fabulously wealthy. RIdiculously so. As in, if the restaurant pisses me off, I can literally call my lawyer and buy it wealthy. And I have a time or two.

A person who is legally present in San San has the right to housing.

There is a waiting list for _better_ housing.

Sometimes it's a few months. Sometimes it's a few years.

But what you get to live in while you wait is called an "efficiency cube." It's kind of like a capsule hotel attached to a gym's showers. Except your cubic is a little larger than a bunk, and a little smaller than something you could stand in. You can basically sleep, game or listen to music. If you're good at turning yourself into a pretzel, you can type on a keyboard.

In order to support an application, one time, I actually rented an apartment.

###

When you walk in, there's a living room and two doors. One door leads to a bedroom. The other door leads to a kitchenette. There are tiny bathrooms on either side, a toilet/sink combo (1/2 bath) on the kitchenette side and a toilet / shower on the bedroom side (3/4 bath).

This makes the combination a grandly advertised 2 bedroom, 2 bath, which is quite the lie. Except in San San.

The walls are media paint of course. Don't worry about security, there's lights and cameras and omnipresence systems. (The trick is having a room _without_ them. And unless you're as wealthy as I am, forget it.)

The kitchenette has a microwave, fridge and secure pantry storage.

The bed is very plain. It only adjusts for temperature and pressure.

The sofa is built into two corners of the room, with slide-out storage underneath. It also folds out into a bed. This is the second bedroom.

By Japanese standards, it is a five tatami apartment.

Out of curiosity, I looked at the lease agreement. All two hundred and forty pages.

That's what happens when legal ware duels with legal ware for three decades.

Also, I was paying one thousand times the minimum wage per hour, per month.

And I was getting a discount.

###

Needless to say, I hated it.

But it was necessary.

The next day, I had to order and have installed a safe. Even though I had a smart backpack loaded with enough ware to count as brilliant.

Smartgun plus permanent occupancy equals safe.

I built it into the cabinet under the master bathroom sink.

I don't think I ever opened it.

###

Ware is ware no matter where you go.

Then my phone rang.

You know, the one built into the apartment.

It took me six hours and two tech support engineers to disable it.

###

Modern apartments are built with D-boxes.

A D-box, or delivery box, is a secure way in which package delivery services can give you something that you can take custody of later.

The third time my D-box had something put in it that I didn't want, I locked it down entirely.

(The 21st century equivalent of spamming is unsolicited gifts. They are yours to keep, of course, but then you have to dispose of the damn things. You can return to sender unless the sender's address is obscured. That's the spamming part.)

###

So I basically had a kitchenette I couldn't use. Unless I was willing to take a capsule halfway across town to a nostalgia store and buy 'groceries' at inflated 'prices.'

I looked into postal services. The same issue as the D-box. Too much unwanted mail. And no, unlisted postal code didn't help.

Finally I figured out the solution.

Make friends with neighbor. Use shell account to order stuff to neighbor's D-box, to which they gave me the external code.

###

WIth satisfaction I put the various supplies in the living room.

I was ready to prove as part of my application that I was able and willing to live up to the responsibility.

And there would be on-site inspection, if I got that far.

###

At least I didn't have to worry about parking. I could summon a lyftaxi or walk to a capsule.

But somehow there was still a parking fee in my HOA agreement.

Two hundred forty pages.

Legal ware.

###

No laundry facility. Just hangers and drawers.

Most smartcloth washes itself quite nicely, thank you.

The occasional garment requiring special handling has to be handled through a special service.

Only a vandal would put grease and fat laden molecules into the public disposal system.

I believe they were once called soaps and detergents.

###

The center room could be used for a VR immersion facility.

This was not a desirable feature to me. But I had to use it at least once a week, to keep my smartgun license.

You see, you can only carry a gun in San San if you can actually _shoot_. And prove it, in VR.

###

I tossed and turned in the full size bed.

It was just too damn big.

I finally resorted to printing several extra large body pillows and lining the space.

###

The problem with having a medical biolab built (by building code) into your apartment, is that I am sick and tired of being lectured to by my toilet.

I drink too much iced tea, blah blah blah.

I don't work out enough, bleh bleh bleh.

I walk long distances in public instead of running on the apartment treadmill, meh meh meh.

But at least I could express a personal opinion if I held my bladder until it was done talking.

###

I don't date.

I mean, I really don't date.

Most people date, relate and mate in VR. And certain attachments delivered by D-box are much more gifted, talented and creative than anything graced upon a natural human being at birth.

I infrequently met someone and had a brief fling with them, if I were in the mood which was seldom, and if they were into meatsex, which is now considered fairly kinky.

I was fairly indifferent to appearance (any), gender (also any), their own kinks (which I would do my best to keep up with), etc.

They had to not bore me. A very low standard.

Few met it.

###

I technically had two jobs, by the low standards San San applies to such things.

Manage my fortune, which I didn't. That was what management firms were for. But managing the management firm was annoying, often, especially when they went off script with my money.

Work three four-hour shifts as a reserve peace officer. That was full time employment by San San standards. And I was asked frequently why the hell I chose to be a reservist when I put in full time hours.

###

Most people goofed off most of the time.

When they got bored, they did something productive for an hour or two.

San San was by far one of the most productive societies in human history.

People like to work. The twelve hour work week is a legal _maximum_.

###

As a trained firefighter, I participated in the complex fire drill.

By using an override code, disabling the alarm and going back to sleep.

That cost me a fine of two weeks' rent.

###

My apartment was neither conspicuous consumption nor particularly frugal. Just kind of meh.

I was aiming for a low profile.

I hadn't counted on the psychological assessment.

Which I flunked.

Badly.

###

The day after I failed, I listed the apartment for re-lease, at a deliberately too high price.

It re-listed in twelve minutes.

I shouldered my backpack and walked out six minutes later.

I still had to get to work.

###

I slid into the efficiency cube with a sense of vast relief.

It wasn't agoraphobia. It wasn't claustrophobia.

It just felt right, to be in a space where I felt like I was in control.

Not everyone is cut out to be owned by an apartment.

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