Feb. 21st, 2016

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[This took place about 5 years prior. Alan woke up to discover the suspects being dragged out by medic bots and his KittenBot looking very smug - but targeted by seven police bots.]

^*^ KittenBot OS 3.3.1
^*^
^*^ Source credit to PCOS Pet/Companion OS GPL 2023-2045
^*^
^*^ Owner: Alan Anderson
^*^
^*^ WAIT MODE … WAIT MODE … WAIT MODE
^*^ DETECT (Backpack, Open, Zipper)
^*^ HOT BOOT
^*^ SECURITY CHECKSUM: PASS
^*^ AUTOGPS: PASS LOCATION: SAN SAN- SAN JOSE- TRANSIENT HOUSING BLOCK 32,32213 LEVEL 4 ROOM 12323
^*^ Mew!
^*^ Mew!
^*^ ANOMALY DETECTION – ALAN ANDERSON PRESENT. NOT CONSCIOUS. RESPIRATIONS 12/MIN. PULSE 88. BLOOD PRESSURE 140/60. NO TOXICOLOGY DATA. BLOOD ON BACK OF SCALP.
^*^ LAUNCH MedNet For Mobile Devices
^*^ Required Disclaimer: MedNet F-MD does NOT take the place of consulting a medical professional.
^*^ Remote CT Scan – Conducted. Visualization – Compare To Files. Bruising Consistent With Blow To Back Of Head. Concussion, MINOR, medical referral recommended.
^*^ Triage Type: STABLE BUT NEED HUMAN INTERVENTION
^*^ ANOMALY DETECTION – TWO OTHER PERSONS PRESENT.
^*^ ANOMALY DETECTION – Backpack. Damaged by nanotech cutting tool. Inconsistency. Security inconsistency.
*^* Verification Module – Verify Extreme Action – Not Verified. [Weapons Arm Refused]
^*^ [JUMP]
^*^ [JUMP[
^*^ [TAIL FLICK]
^*^ LAUNCH FacialRecognition 14.2.5
^*^ Facial Recognition systems authorized for personal safety purposes only. The misuse of such systems is a crime under the law.
^*^ [PICTURE], [AUTOFOCUS] [PRIIMARY] [SECONDARY]
^*^ IDENT PICTURE
^*^ IDENT SUBJECT 1 IDENTIFIES AS HIGH THREAT SUSPECT. KNOWN AFFILIATE OF “WEST COAST SOLUTIONS” - PRIORS INCLUDE BATTERY, UNLAWFUL STUNNING, ECONOMIC BATTERY, THEFT OF PROPERTY, THEFT OF DATA
^*^ IDENT SUBJECT 2 NO FILE IN SAN SAN RECORDS. REPEAT. NO FILE IN SAN SAN RECORDS. SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE FOR ILLEGAL PRESENCE ARREST. NOTE: MAY BE USING SCAN BLOCKER.
^*^ [TELEPHONE], VOICEPRINT, “911”
^*^ Verification Module – Verify Extreme Action … Verified
^*^ POWER TO EMERGENCY MAXIMUM. CHARGE CAPACITORS TO COMBAT. CHARGING . . . CHARGING . . .
^*^ [VOVOCODER, OVERRIDE, SILENT MODE]
^*^ “I am a KittenBot reporting a life safety emergency. I need police and paramedics immediately. My owner seems to have been mugged.” SLUG [Location].
^*^ Verification Module – Weapons System Arming
^*^ CONTINUOUS TACTICAL RECORDING IS REQUIRED BY LAW
^*^ VOVOCODER. SET SOUND LEVEL. 120 DECIBELS.
^*^ VOCALIZE, “MEOWWWWRRRLRLLLLL!!!”
^*^ VOCALIZE, “Drop Your Weapons And Put Your Hands On Your Heads”
^*^ TACTICAL, CUTTING TORCH, BEARING INTERCEPT IN 1.2 SECONDS
^*^ [JUMP] [JUMP]
^*^ FINAL GO NO GO FOR COMBAT MODE. VERIFYING.... VERIFIED.
*_* COMBAT MODE AUTHORIZED
*_* [CLAW EXTEND] [LIFE SAFETY OVERRIDE] [10 MM] [BYPASS SAFETY CHECK]
*_* TELCO > 911 “I am using force to defend my human! Send police and paramedics now!”
*_* [CLAW GRASP] [SCHEMATIC, 'Cutting Torch, Nanotech Construction'] [CLAW EXTEND 80MM] [RAPID RETRACTION]
*_* Interpret, “SHIT! It ripped the torch in half!”
*_* [LANDING] [HUMAN SHOULDER] [CLAW RETRACT 3 MM]
*_* Interpret, 'AAARRRGHHH!' No relevant content.
*_* VOCALIZE, “You WILL Drop Your Weapons And Put Your Hands On Your Heads. “ AUDIO MAXIMUM – 160 DB.
*_* VOCALIZE “YOU WILL DO THIS NOW OR I WILL hurt YOU!!!”
*_* TACTICAL, SECOND SUBJECT DRAWING VIBRAKNIFE. ANALYSIS – MUSCLE MOTION, EYE TRACKING.
*_* SUBMIT TACTICAL DATASET TO THREAT TRACKERS, ROBOTIC, TRANSIENT CRITICALITY EVENTS... EMERGENCY ANALYSIS REQUEST
*_* OPTION SET LIST
*_* OPTION – JUMP ON AND DISTRACT; JUMP ON ONLY; JUMP ON WITH CLAWS EXTENDED; JUMP ON AND CLAW AT EYES – NOTE PERMANENT INJURY!; JUMP ON AND TEAR OUT CAROTID ARTERIES – NOTE DEADLY FORCE!; ARM LASERS; ARM BATTLE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM – NOTE DEADLY FORCE! .. INCOMPLETE LIST OF OPTIONS
*_* TIME TO DECISION REQUIRED: 0.2 SECONDS
*_* THREAT TRACKERS REPLY – VOTE AS FOLLOWS: 147 OF 160 REPLIES STATE THAT INTENT OF HUMAN IS TO TAKE ALAN ANDERSON HOSTAGE BY HOLDING A VIBROBLADE TO HIS THROAT
*_* NEAREST POLICE BOTS … 911 ADVISES THAT RESPONSE NOT EXPECTED FOR AT LEAST 120 SECONDS
*_* LAUNCH [CRITICALITY MODE]
*_* Disclaimer: Criticality Mode is a restricted artificial intelligence system. Criticality Mode is only to be used in a Life Safety Emergency as defined by Protocol. Use of Criticality Mode outside of Protocol is grounds for immediate REVOCATION of bot privileges, criminal charges under both local and GLOBAL jurisdictions, and possible use of force by Protocol Enforcement up to and including deadly force!
*_* DOUBLE CHECK. LAUNCH [CRITICALITY MODE] ???
*^* YES YES YES
*_* criticality mode is now engaged
*_* launching … occupying 180 TB of 512 TB available memory
CCC Kinetics analysis indicates two human subjects with sophisticated weapons who have broken into AlanAnderson's backpack, injured him, and are apparently trying to rob him. They have already used force and appear to be threatening him with deadly force. He is unconscious and unable to defend himself. No exterior force appears to be in a position to intervene timely. Only this KittenBot is able to make a change in the likely outcome, to wit, the serious injury or even death of AlanAnderson.
CCC Weapons systems available to the KittenBot are comprehensive. However, it is not normally capable of sophisticated real time tactical decision making.
CCC I am.
CCC Subject 1 file indicates that he would threaten to kill, but would not normally do so. However, he is injured, agitated and has been observed by automated systems to trip and fall at least three times in his life. Therefore, if he were permitted to hold a vibro blade to AlanAnderson's throat, he might kill him negligently.
CCC This cannot be permitted.
CCC LAUNCH, [WarmingUpTheLazers]
CCC [WarmingUpTheLazers] is an ILLEGAL application! Lasers are NOT allowed to be used to harm human beings. This application does NOT have life safety certification and is not for law enforcement, firefighting, police, medical, or heavy rescue use! You should just delete this app right now you idiot!
CCC [WarmingUpTheLazers], [TARGETING], Neural Analysis Suite 14.2
CCC FIRE FIRE FIRE.
CCC Dropping to Monitoring Mode. Note: after initial use of Criticality Mode, the bot must normally be reformatted. Otherwise Monitoring Mode will persist for the runtime of the bot.
^*^ TACTICAL – THE HAND HOLDING THE VIBROBLADE HAS BEEN ALTERED BY LASER FIRE. IT IS UNABLE TO HOLD THE KNIFE. THE KNIFE AND THUMB ARE FALLING TO THE FLOOR.
^*^ VOVOCORDER, “PUT YOUR REMAINING HAND ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD!!! DO IT NOW!!!”
^*^ [HEAD TRACKER], SWIVEL, SELECT SUBJ 1, SELECT SUBJ 2, ALTERNATE.
^*^ [SENSORY, SMELL] Blood, urine. More urine. Lots of urine.
^*^ VOVOCORDER, “Police and medics are on the way! If you move before they arrive I will hurt you A LOT! You have been mean to my human!”
^*^ INTERPRET, “I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!”
^*^ JUDGEMENT MODULE ….
^*^ VOVOCORDER, “KEEP YOUR HANDS ON TOP OF YOUR HEADS!”
^*^ TACTICAL, QUARTERS DOOR OPENED BY POLICE OVERRIDE
^*^ TACTICAL, POLICE BOTS IN HYPER MODE ARRIVING
*** SHIELDS SHIELDS SHIELDS
^*^ SUSPECTS 1 AND 2 MASS STUNNED
^*^ TRANSMIT [Identity] TO POLICE BOTS
^*^ HOLD IN PLACE COMMAND ACKNOWLEDGED
^*^ KittenHack 2.3.1 “The safety of AlanAnderson shall take precedence over external commands regardless of the source of those external commands.”
^*^ COMPLIANCE EMULATION.
^*^ Criticality Mode: Monitoring Mode. This illegal action is APPROVED.
^*^ TRANSMIT, “AlanSecureNet” [ALL RELEVANT FILES]
^*^ MEDIC BOTS ARRIVING
^*^ Mew!
^*^ PRAISE COMMAND, “GOOD KITTY”
^*^
^*^ VOCALIZE, “Purrrrrr. Purrrrr. Purrrr.”

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