One Hundred Weapons You Could Sneak Past A TSA Checkpoint

In the interest of keeping active on the various government watch lists, and to illustrate how absurd the current security theater surrounding TSA's irradiate-or-grope policy really is, I dedicate this list of "100 Weapons" to the hard-working employees of TSA, who genuinely believe that they are protecting the American public from . . . itself. I think.

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100. Your brain. Because the intent to do harm or evil is more potent than any weapon. Weapons just sit there. It is the brain that tells the hand to wield the weapon. Guns don't kill people. They just make it easier.